Pardon me a moment while I dust off the old soapbox here...I was originally going to write something sardonic about Sheen. Who doesn't love a good train wreck? I was going to get my piece of the fun. I was playing with it in my head, teasing out the words. Then, joy of joys, along came Alexandra Wallace with her rant against asian cell phone users and my story morphed into something even better. I could lampoon her, Sheen, the whole culture of 'epic fail'. I even had a segueway to Gary Busy. I was almost giddy. Then along came Rebecca Black who ruined it all.
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My only excuse, I'll say in advance, is lack of sleep. My head was bobbing. In any case - this is my mea culpa:
There'd be a second rearview mirror, strategically pointed chestward, and every car would be a standard. With bad shocks.
"Large parties? No problem! Our girls can take 3 in the rear and one in the front!"
After watching a show that shall remain nameless, I just want to make this quick plea for your help and compassion.
I'm a sucker for anything rainbow. I've asked Leslie where this came from but for now I'll just borrow it without giving any credit to it's creator.....
Well, it's been far too long since I've blogged. I may have to just start doing one liners. Or start living a more interesting life. In any case, I still don't have much, but I thought I would start typing and see what happens.....hmm....ok, scratch that. Let's do random obeservations over the holidays:
- Context is everything. 'May this bring you as much happiness as it has us'. On a family heirloom, sweet. On a set of sheets from your parents...not so much
<sitting with person you despise>
Boy, that anchor on channel 6 is one nasty lookin' hosebag
<pause, as if realizing you've just described the person you're talking to>