Driving Miss Daisy

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Submitted by brad on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 23:26

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I came up with a guaranteed moneymaker on my way home today. First off, let me refer you to my previous blogs where I talk about how much I respect women. On the one hand, I feel bad for my daughters and the human race in general. On the other hand, as long as it ain't my daughters - picture this: Hooters meets cab company.

There'd be a second rearview mirror, strategically pointed chestward, and every car would be a standard. With bad shocks.

"Large parties? No problem! Our girls can take 3 in the rear and one in the front!"

"Let us get you off...the road!"

I didn't get to names, but I'm sure there's gold out there. Any suggestions? As a starting point, how about: Driving Miss Daisy Chain?

Hmm. This is probably horribly dangerous for the girls involved. Eh.

(yes, I said 'girls', not 'women'. I think it's apropos in this case. What 'woman' would do it?)  I haven't googled it yet, but I bet Vegas has something.