Unicorn? More like Unihorn! Am I right?

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Submitted by brad on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 23:43

Well, it's been far too long since I've blogged. I may have to just start doing one liners. Or start living a more interesting life.  In any case, I still don't have much, but I thought I would start typing and see what happens.....hmm....ok, scratch that.  Let's do random obeservations over the holidays:

- Context is everything.  'May this bring you as much happiness as it has us'. On a family heirloom, sweet. On a set of sheets from your parents...not so much

- I want to do one of those recordings for if I die, but I want to start with: "If you're watching this, I'm gay. If I'm dead, skip to chapter 2.".

- I hear the Barenaked Ladies are drying up down south.

- For this one you have to have seen The Hitcher, so it's a bit of work. Based on pop culture, hitchhiking really only has two outcomes: sex or murder.  Seems like either way you're likely to find yourself in a motel parking lot with a 'semi' about to split you in half.

Well, that's about it. Least I'm back on the board..And yes, I said 'if' I die, not 'when'. I'm still not convinced.